“As bomb scares go, this one might be the most unusual for local police.” So opens the Hartford Courant’s Courant.com article about a bomb scare in Simsbury, Conn. It seems that someone in a residential neighborhood was having problems with bears and decided to take matters into his or her own hands. The individual’s solution: stuff a whole roasting chicken with a pipe bomb. Police responded, detonated the chicken, and are now looking for the culprit.
I’ll be sure to follow up with this story, just for the sheer hilarity of writing about pipe bomb chickens.