Theoretical husband

In theory, I’m married. I even have a piece of paper stating this. Nonetheless, my marriage is conceptual more than it is realistic. 

Right after we wed–in September 2015–several company obligations forced us apart. Not long thereafter, Chris became involved with Pressable, ultimately being named interim CEO.

As a result, in six months of marriage, my husband and I have been in the same physical space for no more than 25 says, and that’s probably an exaggeration. It’s a miracle I still recognize him.

Yes–I was, effectively, separated before my marriage even began.